Go wireless, save me trouble.

You know, as a turtle, I'm a pretty chill kinda lady. I don't really let a lot get under my shell. But I gotta tell ya, those damn cords that are everywhere, from the picture box, to the noisy thing that lizabeth talks on sometimes, and this thing. Whatever this damn thing is, it's got TOO MANY CORDS. I sat there for five minutes, FIVE minutes stuck. Do you know how long it takes to get unstuck from stupid cords? Well you do now! FIVE BLOODY MINUTES! And then, I got stuck behind the door. Another FIVE minutes. That's, thats.... thats..um.... ELEVENTY MINUTES of my wasted behind a door and in some stupid cords. Those lazy ass cats don't help either. They just stand around with their heads cocked like they're a dog listening to a high pitched noise! Except they are not a dog, they're a cat! And they're watching stuck turtle. Cats suck. But I like their food. And that could be why they didn't help me. I keep eating their food. [mental note: keep eating their food.] I'm hungry now. I am going to go munch on some cat food. Peace out homies.